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Just a little spamfic I dashed off because
there hasn't been a post to the list for a week and a half...
- Rob Kelk, robert.kelk@pemail.net
Inspired by the series 'Urusei Yatsura' (By Rumiko Takahashi) and DC Comics' Tangent imprint (created by Dan Jurgens)
Yeah, they're obnoxious, all right.
Take the little one. Please! He keeps turning on that stupid night light in his stupid finger. And my phone bills! Argh!!
And his green buddy over there - all he ever does is sit around and talk! If I hear him say "Ready for dinner, I am not" one more time, I'm going to scream! You'd think somebody as old as he says he is would know how to speak proper English by now...
Don't get me started on that other short guy! At least he can speak English properly, but all the neighbours' cats disappear whenever he goes out! And his fur clogs up the shower!
But they're not as bad as the human-looking ones!! Aarrrrrrgh!!!!!
That guy with the egg fetish really gets my goat sometimes! He can't take anything seriously!!
And if I hear the pointy-eared one say football is "illogical" or drinking at the bar is "illogical" or anything else I like is "illogical" one more time, I'm gonna hit him with a big club!!! Just you watch me!!!!!!!
Why, oh WHY, did they all have to move in with ME??????????????????
