Don "the Gigolo" Trueson
Ht: 6'1"
Wt: 164 lbs.
D.O.B.: May 6, 1980 AD
S.O.B.: Probably
Wanted for: public intoxication; public indecency; being too sexy, too sexy for his shirt; excessive Beastie Boys quotation; having seen "Tron" more than once.

In an effort to evade the law, it is believed that Mr. Trueson may have changed his appearance. Here we see our artist's conception of what he may look like today.

If you see this man please contact the proper authorities. Thank you.

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