Andy "Assman" Jones
Ht: 5'10"
Wt: 170 lbs.
D.O.B.: October 2, 1980 AD
S.O.B.: Presumably
Wanted for: public intoxication, public indecency, sexual healing, ding a dang dong his dang along ling long, raging against the machine, pimpin' rock.

In an effort to evade the law, it is believed that Mr. Jones may have changed his appearance. Here we see our artist's conception of what he may look like today.

If you see this man please contact the proper authorities. Thank you.

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