Recently a report has circulated around all the major news sources (60 Minutes, CNN, MSNBC,  the National Inquirer, some homeless guy at the bus stop) and therefore it must be true: the Three Ninjas of Mystery are hardened criminals. They have been found guilty of some shocking, brutal, and just plain odd crimes and are wanted by law enforcement agencies around the world including the following three:

To learn about which heinous crimes each Ninja has committed simply click upon his bad self at the top of this page. Do not attempt to apprehend these nubile young men if you encounter them as they are to be presumed armed and nice. Please report them to your local law enforcement personnel. Thank you.