untitled.
  
 Kristi: that's sooo not original.. let's give it a name like: Strudel!  
 Julia: Or Cupcake!
 Billy Corgan: Or.. Pumpkin! 
   
   Usagi bit her nip nervously as she poured some coffee into 
   the two cups.
  
 Kristi: man. i hate it when she bite her nip.
 Julia: Ick? ... Can she *do* that?
 Habuki: [proudly] I can!
 Julia: Go fuck yourself.
 Habuki: I can do that, too!
 Kristi: you are talented... 
 
   She occasionaly stole a glance at Mamoru who 
   was reading the paper.  
   
 Julia: I'm the police, Usagi, come back here with that glance!
   
   She debated in her mind on what to 
   do.
   
   Good Usagi: What should I do? Should I take his cup of coffee? Should I
 act submissive? Should I tell Mamo-chan he looks sexy in his top hat? What?
   Bad Usagi: I know! I should get a steak knife and KILL Mamoru. I HATE
 Mamoru. He is BAD. HE MUST DIE. 
   Good Usagi: No, I won't! I Won't hurt Mamo-chan..! I'll get him a
 donut. Or, wait. I'll bake him a cake! That's what I'll do!
   Bad Usagi: Blood.. BLOOOOOOD... 
   Hamlet: what fun it is to pretend to be schitzophrenic!!!
   
     Usagi looked down as Mamoru came over and took his 
   cup of coffee.
 
 Julia: [pretending to be Mamoru] Hey, give that back!
 
   	"Mamo-chan?" she asked nervously.
   	"Yes, Usa?"  Usagi winced and summed up her 
   courage.
   	"Why don't you call me Usako anymore?" she asked 
   quietly.
   
   Julia: Cause it's stupid...
   Kristi: i don't get it
   
   	Mamoru drank from his cup quickly.  "What?!"
  
 Mamoru: BITCH! 
  
   	Usagi looked up at Mamoru.  "You haven't called me 
   that since Chibi-Usa came back, and that was nearly two 
   years ago!  You've been acting like this ever since we 
   found out she was our daughter.  It seems as if you care 
   more for her sometimes than you do me."  
  
  Usagi under a rain cloud: i must know! do you love her or me?! 
  
  She put her cup 
   down and pushed past him to sit down at the table.  "It's 
   almost as if you don't love me anymore."
   
   Billy Corgan: We really love the USA. Er, the Usa.
   Kristi: you geek! :)
   
   	Mamoru walked over to her.  "How can you think 
   that I don't love you?  The fact that Chibi-Usa exists is 
   proof of that.  Remember when we went to the future? 
 
 Julia: No. do you?
 
  You 
   could tell how much King Endymion loves Neo-Queen 
   Selenity, and that's how much I love you."
   	"That's just it though.  Sometimes I think you're 
   only with me because of Endymion and Selenity.  You didn't 
   like me before you found out I was her." 

Julia: That's true!

   Usagi's voice 
   was broken and barely above a whisper.
  
  Kristi MD: i'm sorry Usagi but you have fractured your voice box!
 we're going to have to amputate
  
   	Mamoru kneeled down beside her chair.  "Usagi look 
   at me."  When she wouldn't look at him he took her face 
   and turned it towards him.
   
   Julia: Mamo-chan, you're so.. Dominant! You must be awfully proud
 of him, Usagi.
   AP: Usagi, are you annoying!?
   Usagi: Well, yes, I am..!
   Kristi: [throws popcorn at usagi]
   
     She tried to hold back her 
   tears, but she couldn't stop them from falling down her 
   cheeks.
   	"I love you no matter who you are.
   
   Julia: Did you ever think it's really weird that people say that?
 It's like that song "As Long As You Love Me", that went, like, "i
 don't care who you are, or where you're from, or what you did, as long
 as you love me.." That's.. like.. Yeah. If the person you're in love
 with *wasn't* the person you're in love with.. then.. you wouldn't
 love them.
   Kristi: um... [scratches head] swoosh.
   
     Even before I 
   knew who you were, something drew me to you. 
  
  Kristi: yeah an animator.
  
   You're more 
   important to me than anything in this world.  No matter 
   what happens, I'll always love you.
 
 Whitney Huston: And I ... will always.. looooove youuuuu-ooooh--ooooohh--aaaahh...
 
   Just because I call 
   you something different doesn't mean my feelings have 
   changed.  Do you understand that?"
   
   Julia: En francais, si vous plait? Je n'ai pas vous comprene. 
   Kristi: NOOOOOOOOON! [twitches violently] no francais!!!!!!!! Je
 deteste le francais!!!
 Julia: [carefully watching Kristi's reaction] Alouette, gentile
 alouette, alouette, je te plumerai..
 The Golden Chicken that no one ever saw: Isn't that about a headless chicken?
 Kristi: NOOOOO make it STOP!!!
 Caitlin: la cocaracha! 
 
   	Usagi nodded and blinked, causing more tears to 
   fall.  He cupped her face and kissed her deeply.
   
   Julia: That really *is* sort of inappropriate to the situation. And
 very aggressive, even from someone as blockheadded as Mamo-chan. 
   Kristi: you know there's a faery tale called blockhead hans. hans
 rides a goat to court a princess and gives her a dead crow.
 Julia: I can see Mamo-chan doing something like that, can't you?
 Kristi: o yes... [impesanating mamo-chan] cookies!? wow i'll go make
 some coffee!
   
     He then 
   gathered her in his arms and hugged her tightly.
   	"How could you ever doubt that I love you?" he 
   asked softly as he stroked her hair.  Usagi just buried her 
   head in his shirt and continued to cry, I still do.
   
   Julia: Mamoru's powers of persuasion leave much to be desired. 
  Kristi: Llama!!!
 Julia: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious!