Neptune and Uranus First Night Kristi: first night... isn't that like new years? [picks up noisemaker and twirls it and throws confetti] Haaappy New Year Neptuna and Uranus! Julia: [twirls her own noisemaker] Frank and Rocky, Rah Rah Rah! Frank and Rocky, Rah Rah Rah! Frank and Rocky -- Billy Corgan: [smacks her lightly] Julia: Uhh! ... Billy: [prompting her] Happy First Night! [tosses confetti] Julia: .. [thinks a moment] ... Oh! HAPPY NEW YEAR! [twirls noisemaker again] By: Spicy Sailor Julia: [hikes up skirt] If you wanna be my lover.. Billy: [covers ears] Stoppit! Julia: .. I can't do this. This is a Hentai fanfic so if you are not 18 or older don't read it. Julia: [flashes fake ID] Krisiti: we're 18... really we are... ahuh... It's that plain and simple. Kristi: i'm sorry could you please repeat that again? This is my first Hentai Fanfic so please let me know what you think. Kristi: i think your a perv Julia: I think s/he needs to get out more. *Note for easier reading Neptune's name is Michelle and Uranus's is Erica Thee sun was shining Julia: C'mon get happy! brightly. It was a Saturday and Michelle Kristi: that's michiru right? Kaneda: That's evolution, right? Kristi: wow.. kaneda... *sigh* slowly woke up and to dressed to meet the other senshi at the mall. Michelle: Boy am i dressesd to meet! Kristi-Lyn: [as a James Bond girl] don't you mean dressed to kill? ;) Tonight the inner senshi were having a sleepover and oddly had invited the outer senshi to come too. "Why are they inviting us?" she thought, "We never hang out with the Inner Senshi." Inner Senshi: do we have like a disease or something that prevents you form hanging out with us? Outer Senshi: [ignore them] She felt something big was going to happen but shrugged it off assuming it was the feeling of being wanted. Kristi: or maybe she had that good ol' RAPED and STABBED forshadowing feeling again Michiru: I hate when that happens.. Haruka: [exaggerated] Michiru! I want you! I love you! You're my girl and I'm going to make love to you right *NOW*..! Michiru: [laughs] Now *that's* forshadowing. It felt very good to be invited to a sleepover finally. She grabbed her purse and left the house. Erica wondered how the Inner senshi would feel tonight at the sleepover. After all they had mistaken her for a him when they first met. Julia: You know, Erica, they only invited you to this because they thought you were a guy. She wondered if they would act weird or just accept her. Kristi: well- i bet they'll accept you seeing as they invited you in the first place!!! Walking down the street to the mall she saw Michelle. "Michelle! Michelle!" Michiru: Whaddya want!? Haruka: [sings] I love you, I love you, I looooove you... that's all I want to say.. she yelled. Michelle looked up. Michiru: Pardon me? did you say something? Haruka: yes- do you have any grey pupon? "Oh hi Erica" She said "Are you going to the sleepover tonight?" She asked. Kristi: ooh... wink wink nudge nudge "I don't know. It might be odd." Julia: Unless it's even. Erica replied. "Oh c'mon. I'll go if you go. Michiru: I'll show you mine.. if you show me yours. " Michelle said. "Well ok I guess. " Erica said. They walked and reached the food court of the mall. Seeing Mina and Raye Michelle waved. "Hi" said Michelle. Billy: [sings] Michelle, My belle, these are words that go together well. My Michelle. Julia: I wondered when you were going to start doing that.. "Hi" replied Mina. "Where do you guys wanna start shopping?" asked Lita. "How about the candy store." That Guy: [sings] I smell sex and candy, yeah.. Julia: Hey look! it's That Guy! [snatches sign from That Guy, which reads "ESP"] Kristi: i thought he was just a head in the in the floor witha spider crawling on him... Julia: Yes, but you never can trust These Guys. volunteered Serena. "Serena! Can't you think about anything but food?" Scolded Raye. "Raye. You're so mean." Serena wailed. "Uh. How about we go the AV store? Kristi: AV? wha? Julia: [pushes thick glasses up nose] The AudioVisual club, Kristi. It's where you buy Japanese Porn movies, like My Neighbor Totoro. Video Store Guy: If you liked My Neighbor Totoro, you'll *Love* La Blue Girl Six. Julia: So, Video Store Guy, what time is it..? Video Store Guy: [suddenly gets a funny look on his face, and runs off] La Blue Girl: O my god! i forgot my underwear again! eek! They have music, videos, computer games, and Video games." suggested Erica. "Great idea" Said Ami. "Let's go," said Michelle. They shopped all day then went to Raye's temple for the sleepover. Julia: That was quick.. "Mina, truth or Dare" said Lita. Kristi: oh no... DARE! Julia: I dare you to.. run around *naked* to appease the Hentai gods! Kristi: what ever happened to putting ice down your shirt like the good old days? "Truth," said Mina. "Have you ever had sex with a guy?" questioned Lita. Lita: no but i was date raped. Michiru: [giggles] ... They should've asked *me*. Haruka: You've been fanfic-raped more times than we can count. Michiru: Oh, right. They should've asked *you*. "Yes" answered Mina. Kristi: Mina you slut! Setsuna: I don't believe that. She's lying. This response got ohh's and ahhh's from the group then they continued. Inner Senshi: oooohh ahhhh mina's a sluuuut Outer Senshi: [a couple years older -- snicker because they know Mina's lying. She just wants them to think she's cool. That's all the Inner Senshi do. They just suck up to the Outer Senshi.] Julia: [as Mina] Sluuuuurp! Inner Senshi: heyyy... so what if we don't have a lesbian pair in the group- we're still cool... Michiru: [sucking on Haruka's finger] Sluuuurp.. Haruka: Hey, you've seen that episode, right?... Right? "Raye, Truth or dare?" asked Mina. Kristi: DARE! Julia: *This* time, I dare you to .. put jam on your head! Hahahaha! Kristi: [takes out a jar of jam and pours it on her head] o look- i'm in a jam! Jam Bottle: that was quirky... Kristi: o yeah?! Jam- truth or dare! Jam Bottle: Truth! Kristi: have you ever fantasized about the Jelly? Jam Bottle: erm... erf... yeah... sometimes. "Dare" Raye responded. Kristi: ok Raye- go flash the passing pedestrians " Ok. Raye I dare you to lick my breasts." said Mina. Kristi: Mina you slut! Julia: Kristi you cancer! [giggles] Kristi: :D so? mwahahahahaha Michiru: Oh, Haruka, I just *love* your socks.. [reaches down to touch Haruka's ankle..] Haruka: [begins to sweat] ahh.. Michiru...? The dare got gasps from the group and they all thought Raye would chicken out. "Ok." Raye said this got even more gasps. Julia: Are you sure? Because Mina said it didn't get quite as many gasps as the dare itself. But then *Serena* said.. Mina took off her nightgown reviling her upper body. Julia: You've been working out, Haven't you Mina? She only had her panties on now and Raye leaned in and licked Mina's breasts. Kristi: RAYE you slut! Julia: Oh, Raye is an aries. She doesn't like it. Don't worry. She lickedthe soft nipples making them hard hen lick all around. Julia: That.. like.. makes me picture Raye at some ice cream place, ordering chicken-flavor popsicles for everyone. "Hen licks all around!" Kristi: ha ha ha She was about to move lower then Ami chimed in reminding them of the game. Julia: Yeah right. Kristi: good thing... i was getting scared They played a few more rounds then got tired and went to sleep. Julia: They got tired playing Truth or Dare? Kristi: well... all those questions about sex can get tiring...and licking each other? exhausting... erm yeah- whatever... where's kaneda? Kaneda: here i am! Kristi: :) yay Erica kept waking up. Ever since she started going out with Michelle Billy: [sings] Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble. Kristi: Noooo! [falls into fetal position and starts twitching violently] french- aagh... Flavia: Kristi est puella romana she had wanted to make love to her and since that dare Mina gave Raye she wanted it more. She knew she could hold back no longer she went over to Michelle's sleeping bag and carefully woke her up. Michiru: Is this the part where we pour honey and stuff on the other girls and then sneak off to laugh at them when they wake up? Kristi: i prefer the shaving cream in hand technique "Shelly. Shelly. Wake up" whispered Erica " What it?" Michelle responded. Billy: [sings] I love you, I love you, I looooove you. That's all that I want to say. Haruka: [sings along] Until i find a way.. I will say the only words I know that you understand, my Michelle.. Michiru: Oh, Haruka. " Shelly I want you. I love you. You're my girl and I want to make love to you. Right now." Erica said. Haruka: [stomps foot] Now, now, NOW!!! Kristi: fuck it- let's have a group orgy! my gosh. "Are you sure we're ready?" Michelle replayed. Michiru: [hits rewind, makes noises] Vrrvvvvvt! .. Are you sure we're ready? Haruka: I *said*, *NOW*. Don't make me stab you. Michiru: Oh, Haruka, we *couldn't*.. [pretends to faint] Haruka: [serious] Ahh! Michiru? Are you okay? [shakes her] Michiru: I'm fine, I'm fine! Haruka: I'm so sorry! [hugs her] Michiru: I'm *fine*. :) " Yes" said Erica " OK then. I have wanted you too," said Michelle. Julia: [as English Teacher in Fushigi Yuugi] I want him to do his best-u. Miaka: [picks up desk] RETURN MY FOOD!!!! They stood up and walked to the temples main room. Kristi: holy fuck! (pun intended) Julia: Kristi, that sucked. (another pun intended) Kristi: i tried... Slowly Erica slipped off Michelle's nightgown reviling her perfectly round breasts. Billy: [raises eyebrows] Michelle, my belle, these are words that go together well. Michelle unbuttoned the shirt of Erica's pajama's and took it off her Michelle stood there in amazement at how perfect her partner was. Billy: [sings something different, finally] Next time, I promise we'll be *perfect..* Slowly she slipped off the pants of Erica's Pajama's. Both were striped down to their panties and they were feeling more and more at ease with each passing moment. Michiru: [giggles] Why Haruka, I never knew you were striped!!! Haruka: You shouldn't talk, dear. You're polka-dotted. Michiru: Shh! Kristi: ha ha ha ha ha... Slowly Erica took the next steep o and took off Michelle's Panties reviling her Virginia. Kristi: o my god! Michelle had a STATE in her pants!!! how the hell did she pull that off! [pulls out sissors] snip! They went at it for 5 more hours. Julia: [frowns] One puny half hour. Dammit. I could've .. [sigh] They had started at 2 am and then they finally finished 7 am. Kristi: thank you for documenting that for us... They then sat there and just looked at each other's perfect body, perfect breasts, perfect Virginia. John Smith: O the virginia company! Julia: I hesitate to joke about this because it's a particularly delicate subject.. What a great mistake.. Kristi: the virginia company is a delicate subject? or is John smith? Julia: Pocahontas, silly! :) (speaking of obnoxious breasts..) Julia's Dominatrix Evil Twin: Oh, were we? Julia: Shut up. They knew how each other felt by looking in their lover's eyes. Then they got dressed and wait for their friends to awake. Kristi: now that was just plain stupid... Julia: [pokes fanfic] wait, that's the end? HUH?