©1998 Sailor Universe. All rights reserved. Julia: [raises eyebrow] How will they know which "Sailor Universe" it's copyrighted to? Kristi: I can tell them apart with my cybourg eye! Tweak: you have problems Kristi: Do not! Shaddup! All characters etc are copywrite to their own respective owners. Ava: Characters.. Et Cetera? As in, characters, their clothes, furniture, and house plants? Plant: yay! i'm copyrighted! hurrah! Author: Sailor Universe Outer Senshi: Yeah, yeah. Never heard of you. Makoto: maybe she's related to Galaxia... This story is not meant for young children, it contains subjects that could be traumatizing to children under 10 so I'll rate this as a PG-10. Hotaru: Aaah! I'm *traumatized* by this fanfic! Haruka: Hotaru-chan, we haven't read it yet. This story is about Lita and is a real life subject just like my other story "Deadly Obsession." Michiru: [sultry voice] .. beyond Obsession. *Deadly* Obsession. Premiers Sunday nights at ten o'clock, after Silk Stalkings. Julia: [makes "666" sign] Deadly Circus! DEADLY CIRCUS!!! Outer Senshi: Where!? Kristi: [puts on some red lipstick and pull out her bass] Deadly CIRCUS!!! grr... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *PROLOGUE* Lita sat in the lobby of the police station Thursday afternoon with all of the other girls, quietly they all waited for the Captain to agree to see Them. Setsuna: Oh, *God*! Not THEM! Julia: [cheesy new york accent] Lita and the girls got picked up by the cops again! Kristi: Lita! I told you to lay off the crack or you'd get caught! Lita: sorry... Slowly Lita stood up and walked over to the table, she picked up a paper cup and started to pour herself a glass of water. Her shakey hands caused her to drop the cup. Julia: Damn you, you shakey hands! She started putting napkins over the water to clean it up when she her the door to the office open and the Receptionist say. "The Captain will see you now." Captain: So Viola and her brother were reunited and- Kristi: ahem.. wrong story. Lita walked into the office followed by the rest of the girls and they all sat down, the Captain of the police looked directly at Lita and pressed a button on a tape recorder and said, Billy Corgan: [peers over sunglasses] Sooo. You want to be a rock star. Thom Yorke: [sighs] *Anyone* can play guitar .. fucker. Hotaru: [points at Thom] AAH! ahh! Traumitization! Haruka: [smacks forehead] Dammit! "Start from the beginning, I want to hear it all." Billy Corgan: [singing] "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started in this tropic port, upon this tiny ship...!" Julia: [mocking him] "Duuuusty screams, through doors, and imaginary floors, 'why can't you miss me?' .. Pistol Pete.. removes.. the final...." Billy: Okay, okay! :) Lita nodded slowly and whispered,"Yes M'am." *No Visible Bruises* Kristi: did you get that... the bruises aren't visable... um... whatever. It was a bright sunny Monday afternoon, Kristi: [singing] Sunny Day! Chasing the clouds away! ... umm.. can you tell me how to get- how to get to Sesame Street! Mina, Serena, Raye, Amy, and Lita all met outside of the school when the bell rang. "Ohhh it is such a beeeaaauuuutttiiifffuullll dayyy and we were stuck in school! It is sooooo unfair!" Serena belted. Wilson: [singing] It's a beautiful day to buy a gun, a beautiful day to kill someone, oh won't you please die, won't you please die, won't you please die, my neighbor? "Oh get over it MeatBall head," Haruka: [smirks] Odango atama. Raye said sticking her tongue out at Serena. Julia: Yeah. I mean, you're out now.. Just then a tall, big built, blond boy walked up and tapped Lita on the shoulder. Lita turned around and looked up at him, Frank N. Furter: Oh! *ROCKY*!!! "Jeremy...h..Hi," Lita stuttered. "Hi Lita," the boy started,"I was wondering if you would like to go out with me tonight, it is a nice day and I would be honored if you would be my date." Julia: Of course, were it an *un-nice* day, i would probably invite Minako over here. Jeremy: I love you i would date with you Lita's eyes lit up,"Yes, I would love to go out with you tonight!" Jeremy smiled,"Great, I'll pick you up at 7:00pm at your place ok?" Haruka: How does he know where she lives? Michiru: Maybe he's a CRAZED STALKER! Who's going to follow her into the parking lot.. AND RAPE HER! [gets out Mirror] YAAAAHHHHH!!! Hotaru: And you thought *i'd* be traumatized by this fanfic.. Haruka: There, there, Michiru. Don't spoil the story. Lita: o dear.. i don't want to be RAPED and STABBED and BEATEN and then get HIV and die ten years later... [fret, fret, fret] Lita nodded and watched him walk away. As soon as he was out of sight around a corner Lita jumped up in the air,"YIIPPPEEEE!!!" Mr. Page: repeatez-vous si vous plait- YOUPPIE! French Class: Fuck you page. She looked at the other girls who were still in a daze,"Hey, you guys ok?" Julia: Other than the fact that you just blew our eardrums out, we're fine, yeah. They all nodded and Mina whispered as if she were brainwashed, "He's so cute..." Julia, Michiru, Hotaru, Setsuna and Frank: He's soooo cuuuuute... Lita clapped her hands in front of their faces and they all jumped and screamed in unison,"WHOA!" Joey Laurence: hey that's my line! Kristi: huh?.. eww go away... Amy giggled,"Well Lita, so much for basic training tonight eh? Luna and Artemis won't like this too much." Lita shrugged,"Dates come first in my book, now lets book it to my place and get me something to wear!" All the girls nodded and they all bolted down the street. Michiru: [singing] Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them doggies rollin', keep them doggies rollin', rawhide... Haruka: Screw school! The Sailor Senshi date patrol is on the prowl! Kristi: ha ha ha Inner Senshi: [in a big ass buik] Car 456, Senshi Date partrol signing on... in presuit of some cute outfits for Lita- requesting back up. [pulls out a flashing red light and put s it on the hood] Kaneda: just when my coil's reaching the green line! * * * * * * * * "Hey Lita, What about this one?" Mina screamed from in the closet throwing out a red dress. "YES! That's the one I was looking for! I just hope it fits!" Lita ran into the bathroom and put on the dress, she walked out and looked in the body mirror she had on her wall,"I look huge in this thing!" Serena: you can where my moth eaten pink bathing suit! Lita: O how cute! Raye shook her head,"You do not! You look great!" Serena stuck her head in the room and nodded,"I'm with Raye on this one, you do look great!" The other girls nodded in agreement with Raye. Lita shrugged,"Maybe I just need a different pair of shoes?" Mina shook her head and winked,"Don't change the shoes! Just hike the dress up a little." Julia: [imitates Posh Spice, english accent] Hmm. Is my dress too short? Michiru: [as Baby Spice] .. Nah. Julia: [hikes up skirt] Lita slapped her playfully on the shoulder,"It's my first date with him! I'm not gonna sleep with him for god sakes!!" Julia: I sense FORSHADOWING. PSA man? PSA Man: One in every two Sailor Scouts is in serious danger of being raped by a tall blond man during the course of a fanfic. Please protect your Sailor Scouts from this sort of nonsense by talking to them about proper dating protocol. NO dates during fanfic hours. Julia: [adoringly] .. My *hero*. :) Kristi: thanks PSA man! Mina rubbed her arm laughing,"Hey! I was just kidding! Chill girl!" Amy looked at the clock,"It's already seven ten. Wasn't he supposed to be here at seven?" Lita shrugged still looking in the mirror,"Probably had trouble picking out shoes too." Julia: [raises eyebrow] *Obviously* not a pisces. Billy Corgan: *NO*. The girls laughed, then they all heard a knock on the door. Lita's eyes widened,"Tell him I'm not ready! I'll be right back!" Lita ran back into her room as Amy answered the door. She walked back out a moment later and smiled seeing Jeremy waiting for her. Michiru: [with a magnifying glass, studying the page] Wait. What happened? Haruka: [squinting] Let me see. Lita went to her room. Amy opened the door. Amy walked back out of the door and smiled at Jeremy, who was -- Hotaru: Ano! Wasn't Jeremy Lita's date? Haruka: Yeah. Wait.. Oh. Um, "she" is Lita, not Amy. Michiru: That's terrible. Haruka: The personal pronouns are even *worse* in this fanfic. He smiled and whispered,"You look fantastic." Lita blushed bright red,"Thank you." Michiru: Har, har. Now she matches her dress, *and* her shoes. Courtney Love: Does she need the cheep red lipstick i have some Kristi: o! o! me me! i want some! "Ready to go?" Lita walked over to him and nodded. They walked out the door and Amy closed it behind them. * * * * * * * * Jeremy took Lita to a very expensive restaurant and they ate talking Julia: Yum. about everything from Jeremy's past to Lita's past. Julia: To Julia's past.. Michiru: To Michiru's past.. Billy: To Billy's past.. Thom: To Thom's past.. Frank: To Frank's past.. Hotaru: To Hotaru's past.. Haruka: To Haruka's past.. Setsuna: To Setsuna's past.. Billy: To Julia's past.. Hotaru: To Michi-mama's past.. Thom: To Frank's past.. Julia: To.. wait. Huh? Kristi: what about my past?... "So where are your parents Lita?" Lita looked down and whispered,"They died in a plane crash when I was younger. I've been living on my own since. My friends are my family now." Julia: [crosses arms] That's what MCI *wants* you to think. Kristi: ha ha ha Jeremy frowned,"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you." Lita smiled slightly,"It's alright, I'm alright." Mick Jagger: But it's aaaaaaaaaalllright. Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas gas gas. Julia: Do you have to do that *every* time? Thom: it's alright i'm just uptight... Jeremy smiled and whispered something to the waiter and he came back a moment later with a bottle of campaign, Michiru: And a side order of politicians. he poured it into two wine glasses and sat one in front of both of them. Julia: It's time for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!!! Ford Prefect: OOH! [engages telekinetic powers] Jeremy raised his glass and looked at Lita,"A toast." Julia, Michiru, Billy, Haruka, Hotaru, Setsuna, Mick, and Thom: [throw toast] YEAH! YEEEEAAAH! Frank: [calmly] To absent friends. Columbia: [winces] excuse me... [leaves the room] aaaahhh waaaahh waaah [sob sob] Lita didn't pick up her glass,"I...really don't want any." Jeremy looked at her strangely,"but I just ordered, it, it's very expensive champaign." Kristi: [sacastically] Don't do it Lita... Just say No! Lita looked at him,"I know, but I don't drink." "Oh come on, this is a special occasion." Julia: What are you talking about? No, it isn't. "I know...but I really don't.." Jeremy inturupted her and said,"Fine, don't drink it. I don't care." He put his glass to his lips and drank it. Hotaru: Brings new meaning to "I'd rather gargle glass". Lita sighed and picked up her glass,"Fine, I'll drink it." Jeremy shook his head annoyed,"No don't, you said you didn't want it." Lita smiled,"I'll drink it come on." Jeremy shrugged,"Fine, but you can't say I forced you." Lita laughed and said,"I won't." Jeremy smiled and put up his glass,"Cheers." Lita tapped her glass to his,"Cheers." Kristi: what? your in Cheers? I should have known! I want a chicken club please with a side of fries... o and a beer. Tweak: [smack] your under age! Kristi: i was *kidding*... um.... water please. She took a drink of it. Kristi: dum dum dum!!! Oh NO! * * * * * * * * Kristi: o what pretty stars * * * * Later that night, Lita and Jeremy walked down the street talking about nothing important when they came across one of Jeremy's friends houses. Julia: [as Jeremy's friend] Hey, who's that kid with the flag wrapped around him? Michiru: I dunno. Hotaru: [sings] Daddy didn't give attention, no, and the boy was somethin' that mommy wouldn't we-ar, oh, King Jeremy the wicked, ruled his world.. Haruka: How did you learn *that*? "Hey,"Jeremy said slowing down,"Want to stop by the party and say hi?" Lita shrugged hesitantly,"I don't really know anyone." "Well you'll get to know them." Jeremy smiled and they stared walked up to the house. Jeremy: Get to know them for $10... Vince: quality- of course... quantity- it can be arranged! They got up to the porch and saw one of Jeremy's friends, he stood up and said playfully,"Hey Jeremy! Looks like you have quite a catch here." This made Lita feel very uncomfortable and she looked at Jeremy who just smiled at her. "She's a good person too Charlie." Charlie smiled and started pushing over Jeremy's coat that was on Lita's shoulders,"And look how she's stacked." Jeremy shoved him back and said angrily,"Hey! Charlie, sober up!" Lita walked back down the porch,"I don't like it here. Can we go somewhere else?" Jeremy said,"Don't worry about him he's just an asshole who drank too much." Lita kept walking,"I know but I don't really know anyone and I would really feel better going somewhere else." Jeremy stepped in front of her,"Like where? We have been walking for nearly an hour already." Lita shrugged,"How about my place?" Julia: oops. Lita: or we could go to the Senshi Mobile... [points to the big ass buik] Jeremy: [reads bumper sticker] Don't come a knockin' when this car is rockin' Jeremy laughed,"And do what? Play twister with all of your friends?" Inner Senshi: good old family fun! Lita shook her head,"They are at Raye's temple working on some things." Jeremy smiled and nodded, "Ok, your place it is." They started walking to Lita's in silence. * * * * * * * * Lita unlocked the door to her appartment and let herself and Jeremy in,"Here it is." Billy: My ships-in-bottles collection. Kristi: ooo lovely.. Jeremy walked in and smiled,"Nice place." Lita nodded,"Want the grand tour?" Jeremy nodded and Lita took him around,"This is the kitchen, this is the bathroom, this is the closet, Michiru, Haruka, Julia, and Billy: The CLOSET!? and this is my bedroom." Jeremy smiled and whispered,"I like this room the best." He leaned down and kissed Lita on the lips. "Not bad eh?" Lita smiled,"No, not bad at all." Julia: Not great, however. I give you 4.8 .. now get out of my house. Billy Corgan: [as John Clease, rings bell] GoooooodNIGHT, a-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Julia: AAAH! Men In Fur Coats: [hold up score cards] He smiled and kissed her again and fell back onto the bed kissing her more. Slowly he started undoing her dress. Lita pushed up on him and he whispered,"What's with you? Your like a fidgety ant." Julia: [giggles] Whose like a fidgety ant? :) .. i couldnt' resist. Lita smiled and shook her head,"Nothing." They started kissing again and Jeremy started undoing her dress again and Lita pushed away again. Haruka: This time he said, "what's wrong with you? your like a fidgety salamander." Kristi: or a fidgety frog! Minako: Or a fidgety rock! Kristi: rocks don't fidget.. Minako: o.. Jeremy got a little annoyed this time,"What's the matter with you?" Lita got up and walked across the room, "I just don't like you trying to unzip my dress." Julia: Minor technicality - how does he unzip her dress if she's lying on her back? "Why not? It's just a dress." "I know but I feel really uncomfortable with it off." Julia: Heh. Maybe cause you'd be *naked*. Kristi: nekked! [smacks jeremy] hentai! [smack!] ecchi! [smack! smack1] Jeremy walked over and turned off the lights and Lita walked over to the side of the bed. "Come on turn the lights back on." "Why?" "Just do it ok?" "Ok, Ok," he turned the lights back on and then off again, on and off and on and off. "Look," he said flipping them on and off,"It's like a strobe light." Julia: [points] Look, it's a Motel 6 commercial! Kristi: didn't your mom ever tell you not to flip the lights on and off like a strobe light! You could start a fire! Smokey: Only you can prevent forest fires "Just leave them on ok?" Kristi: yeah just leave them alone... don't pick on the lights! Lights: you... you big MEANIE! He made one last flip of them off and walked over to her and started kissing her again, he slowly slid her dress off of her so she was in her silk under shirt and underwear. Julia: [thoughtfully] Why don't girls in anime wear bras? Kaori: Good question. Haruka: So it's easier to take them off. Julia: But.. that's .. part .. of .. the .. fun... Haruka: Fanfic writers have no taste. Julia: You'd know, I guess. Haruka: Trust me. Kristi: well at least she's wearing a under shirt... in most anime the women don't even where that! Lita pushed back gently and whispered,"I feel really uncomfortable ok? Just let me put on a t-shirt." Julia: Or better yet -- how about your *dress*? Jeremy shrugged and sat down in a chair and flipped on a reading light Lita had on her desk. Lita looked over at him,"Hey! Turn it back off!" Jeremy looked at her," You said for me to turn it on just a moment ago." Jeremy got up and unbuttoned his shirt and rook it off,"There, now we're on equal ground." Julia: [cringes] well, you've still got your pants on, but.. He walked over to Lita and kissed her again then started putting his hands elsewhere. Julia: Ahem. "elsewhere", huh? Kristi: well.... Lita pushed back and said, "I don't want to do that!" Julia: You tell him. None of that "elsewhere" crap. Jeremy got really annoyed by this and looked at her,"Would you stop giving me mixed signals! One minute you look like your enjoying yourself! The next you don't want me to touch you! What are you doing?! Teasing me?! What are you a big tease?!" Lita: neener neener! mwahahahaha! Lita stared at him in shock as he walked over to her bed took off his pants and got into her bed wearing his boxers. Julia: It could be worse. What if he was wearing *breifs*? Billy and Thom: What's wrong with breifs? Julia: [raises eyebrows at them, then giggles] "I'm too fucking tired to walk home so I'm just gonna sleep here! Don't worry! I'm not going to touch you!" He rolled over and went to sleep. Kristi: well *that* was bold! When Lita was able to move again she walked over to the seat window she had in her room and sat in and watched him sleep all night. * * * * * * * * The sunlight shined Michiru: Ara. You mean "shone". Haruka: Or "shon". through the window and Jeremy finally started to stir, his eyes opened and he looked out the window to see Lita sitting in the seat,"Was there some guy here last night? A mean guy? Man, good thing he's gone." Lita forced a smile to her face and watched him. "I think it was the champaign, who's idea was that? It was yours wasn't it?" he said playfully. Julia: Dude. You suck. Lita giggled and smiled softly. "You look cold, why don't you come here?" Jeremy smiled,"C'mon I won't bite." Vampire Princess Kristi-Lyn: i do... mwahahahaha Lita hesitantly got up and walked over and layed down by him, he covered her up and whispered,"Isn't this better?" Lita nodded and whispered,"Yeah it is." Julia: Slut. Kristi: Lita are you a slut? Lita: why yes... yes i am :) he he he Jeremy softly started rubbing Lita's shoulders,"You're still tense from last night. Does this feel better?" Lita smiled and nodded,"Yeah." Jeremy moved a little,"Here let me help you relax." He crawled on top of her and started rubbing her temples,"This feel good?" Lita smiled and whispered closing her eyes,"Yeah." Jeremy let one of his hands slip down and take off Lita's panties. Lita whispered,"No Jeremy, I just want to sleep." Jeremy whispered,"I want you Lita." Lita panicked,"No! Jeremy get off of me! NO!" * * * * * * * "And that's exactly how it happened Lita?" Captain Sheldon asked. Lita nodded,"Yes...exactly...he wouldn't let me up, he was too heavy, I couldn't get him off of me." Julia: And why were you in bed with him wearing only your underwear, again? "You do realize that rape is one of the hardest crimes to prove?" Lita nodded saying nothing. "I've been looking through the docter's report...you say these things happened on Monday, yet you waited until Wednesday to even go to the Docter, therefore there were no signed of bruising or semen in your body, Why did you wait so long?" Lita shrugged, "I...I don't know...I guess...I was just...I wanted to forget it..." Sheldon looked at Lita,"You do know that if you go through with this everything will go public, we will have to question Jeremy and his story will differ from yours, there is no guarantee that a jury will believe yours over his." Lita nodded and looked at her,"I know...but I don't know..if he knows what he did was wrong...I didn't ask for him to rape me... Kristi: if you asked him to rape you then it wouldn't *be* rape it would be sex and then you wouldn't be here now! what he did was wrong! There is nothing about what he did that wasn't wrong!" Julia: Except that you're stupid. Sheldon looked at Lita,"Very well, I'll file the charges papers this afternoon and we'll contact you." Kristi: [puts on black shades and points] don't call us- we'll call you. Lita nodded,"Thank you." Thom: Yeh, thanks for nothing, *bitch*. Hotaru: TRAUMITIZATION! *EPILOGUE* Jeremy walked over to Lita who was still in bed, he touched her cheek gently and whispered,"I'll call you later ok? Bye." He walked out of the room and Lita finally whispered lightly, almost unhearable..... "bye....." Julia: GoodBYE. I'm out of here. Kristi: i don't get it. *********************************************************************** Well, there it is. Hope you like it. Feel free to email me at any time on your opinions, Kristi: Potential flames. critisisms etc. My email address is: [bleep!] Sailor Universe