toasted fanfics


Now don't get us wrong, fanfics are *tons* of fun. Unfortunately, the privilage of manipulating someone else's characters is more than a lot of people can handle. Then what are we left with? A row of cabbages -- rather unknowlegeable, irritating, pornographic and cheesy-assed cabbages. And we can't just sit there and *let* it happen...


- Untitled - One more breakfast fic for the road. Usagi debates whether to serve Mamoru another waffle or cut his head off with her Ginzouishi Steak Knife. Who will win?
- Minako - SailorMoon S&M! There is nothing that can be taken from Minako that has not already been taken. And there's no amount of daggers small enough to pierce your heart.
- Neptune and Uranus First Night - The senshi get down on the first night, thanks to a steamy game of Truth or Dare and an exciting trip to the AV store. Take the last Steep O to Virginia and we'll meet you at the station.
- The Child Is Gone - This is based on a Fiona Apple
song. It's about dead babies and Usagi's crack addiction.
- Love Energy - Our first Hentai/Lemon!!! The Negaverse sucks sex drive, Serena and Darien get it on, and Rainbow Brite joins the Brute Squad.
- No Visible Bruises - Lita is date raped, and the police officers are strikingly unhelpful.
- Torn Apart - Usagi accidentally kills Chibiusa (whom she refers to as "my Usa" and "my Spore") and then shoots herself in the head.
- Forever in a Moment - Michiru, while daydreaming about breakfast, suddenly and dramatically remembers that Haruka is dead. Oops.
- Rainy Day Man - He's much more than a friend, and Lita's love life will never be the same. Also features Mufasa, back for revenge.
Delicate Angel- Not only is Michiru raped and stabbed, but she gets AIDS and dies ten years later. To restate the question posed in this fic: How *could* anyone do this to our delicate angel?
- No. 6 Friends - The only fanfic on this page that we don't taunt mercilessly, probably because we don't get it. Written by Kristi-Lyn's sister Caitlin.

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