From: "Patrick O'Shea" Subject: Re: [FSC] Princess What's her Name? Date: Tuesday, 04 April, 2000 00:18 Neo-FSC New Thread-"The Princess and the Linebreak" Somewhere where we haven't been yet..... An exceedingly evil entity said "My ears are burning". Looking around her, the being smiled as her gaze fell on the anime mates. There had been some chaos when PLayboy-Bunny had betrayed them and left, but things had eventually smoothed out. Her agents had even found what she was looking for after the traitor had left. Looking to a small silver dish of water, the being utered a few words, causing the water in the dish to ripple, then clear. The following conversation was revealed > "Who's this Princess everyone keeps talking about?" Gamer said getting > flustered. > "You know, Sailor Newbie as in Neo Queen-Not-So-Serenity" > Titania-chan replied as she began to get annoyed with Gamer's > cluessness. > "What is stopping us from getting Sailor Newbie back?" > Sagittarius asked. > "There is: one Anti-Sailor Newbie Sheild around net.Tokyo, the fact the > she and Pyjama Megane have probably gotten married by now, and the fact > the last Pre-Us post was sometime in '98" WD exposited. > The others sweatdropped. > "You know, Kurohoshi and Stellanera would get a big powerup from this." > "WHO THE ARE KUROHOSHI AND STELLANERA!" Gamer > yelled. "Ahh, my former agent. And she has some friends. Well, it would be rude not to introduce myself properly. Come before me, my loyal servant." A figure moved before the throne our first mysterious figure was currently sitting in. "Yes, my lady?" "My prodigal Anime Mate has returned to the fold, and she has brought some interlopers with her. Take the power I now give you, and destroy them" Uttering a few words, the first mysterious figure caused teh second mysterious figure to glow an almost sickening electric pink, and made an even dozen black sakura petals fly around her. "Arise, General Gallium-Tinsnips, and destroy my enemies" "Yes, Master Galaxio." Relieved that both our mysterious characters finally had names, General Gallium-Tinsnips teleported out to do all sorts of unspeakable evil. For her part, Galaxio turned back to the scrying dish, and began surfing. "Ooh, Voltron-3d is on...." -Flying tiara of DOOM scene switch- "Saggitarius Arrow!" "Titania-chan Big Rock Hand CRUSH!" "Gamer Multihedral SPRAY!" "INSTILL FEAR!" These shouts and more echoed from the room where the Neo FSC was battling it out with Yet More Mindless Droogs (referred to hereafter as 'Dorito Troops'). Despite the numerical disadvantage, the FSC was doing well; Even Sailor Gamer was managing to take a few down. "Geez, these things are wimpier than Snow Dancers in the Sahara!" Sailor Saggitarius yelled to her allies. "Yeah, even Gamer's attacks are doing some good!" Titania chan replied. "Thank you *so*..GM SCREEN!" Gamer chimed in, as another Dorito Trooper tried to tackle her. And, like the name implied, it got vaped almost immediately. "There's something familiar about these things" Watership DOwn said to herself. "Almost as if..." A figure in Pink and black teleported in. "Ah, so you do remember the old days, eh Playboy Bunny?" Looking up, Watership-Down went pale. "YOU? What are you doing here? And how did you get that new outfit?" "You know this guy?" Titania-chan asked. "Yeah, that's Sailor Gallium-Tinsnips, one of Galaxio's Anime Mates. But I thought..." "I come with three things, Neo FSC. First, A message." With that, Gallium-Tinsnips produced a small crystal, which began to glow, thenprojected a hologram of... "GACK! GALAXIO!" Watership Down yelled. "Ah, my former Anime Mate Playboy Bunny. Or is it Watership Down, now? You know, the anime mates and I were *so* hurt when you left us...." "Kirin KICK!" Yelling an attack phrase, Sailor Watership Down launched into a spectacular flying kick. Of course, as her target was a hologram, it had the expected results. "Oof!" WD went, as she impacted the wall behind the hologram, then landsed on the floor. "If you are finished, my traitorous Anime Mate, then I shall resume with the stqandard Villan Rant. Now, where was I? Ah yes. Know now, FSC, that your days are numbered, for I have the power in my hands to destroy you and rule this city. Of course, there is little you can do to stop me...." "Right," Titania-chan interrupted, "Once we find the Princess and bring her here, we'll beat you so badly you won't be able to get work on Robotech 3000!" Feigning a hurt look, the Galaxio-hologram replied "did I forget to introduce myself? Oh, where are my manners? My full name is Princess Galaxio the 13th." "You mean..." Sailor Gamer started. "Yes," Galaxio replied, "I AM PG-13! BWA-HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......" And on that note, the hologram cut out. "And now," Gallium-Tinsnips said, "The second thing." "And that is?" The Neo-FSC asked in unison. "A commercial break" +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ "Next up on Iron Chef.... "Iron Chef Barely Edible faces off against challenger C-Ko Kotobuki in the classic SPAM Battle. Who's cuisine will turn 'em green? Which of our guest judges will survive? (Image of Minako and C-Ko trying to revive various members of the panel) "Iron Chef, right after Neo FSC 2000! And After Iron Chef, 'Irresponsible Captain Snarfquest'" +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ "That was...disturbing." Sailor Saggitarius said "Bad agent" Gallium-Tinsnips said. "Oh, and Watership Down?" "Yes?" "It's *General* Gallium-Tinsnips, now." "Is that the third thing?" asked Sailor Gamer. "No, this is. DIE!" To be continued.... ARGH-Arcanine Riders of Greater Haney Patrick Michael O'Shea, Trainer and 3rd Lancer ukyo@lightspeed.bc.ca gideon@spacebattleship.com ICQ #54483027