From: "Patrick O'Shea" Subject: Re: [FSC] Princess What's her Name? Date: Monday, 07 February, 2000 04:00 >> Forum: alt.fan.sailor-moon >> Thread: [FSC]Baka Baka, Aquarius Baka >> Message 22 of 23 Last time, on Neo-FSC theater.... A whole lot of weird stuff happened. Clones. Loss of powers. Princesses. New attacks. Mysterious strangers. Gratuitous Orbitz references. All this, and no Pat Buchanan, which is a Good Thing. And now... (cue MST3K theme) In the not-to-distant future, Net.Tokyo, I believe There was a villian named Hiryu, And a cabbit, Demeter, too. They heard the FSC had gone away, They'd up and left, no one to stay This situation, now they could not take, So they set up some new phonelines so others'd come and take their place...(This Will WORK!) "We'll give them crummy powers, the worst on the net (fa la la!)" We'll send them off to fight youma, and draw out the princess" Now keep in mind they can't control Who'd answer their bogus ad (fa la la!) Just who they got made them wonder at the sanity of their plan (Senshi Roll Call!) Gamer! Titania-Chan! Saggitarius! Anyone else? If you're wonderin' why we're in this thread, Or other Usenet FAQs Just repeat to yourself it's just netfic I should realy just relax! For Neo FSC Two Thouuuuuuuuusand! -- Outside: "MULTIHEDRAL SPRAY!" Catherine dodged as another wave of dice flew from the Evil clone towards her. This time, however, she was not fast enough as about half of the dice thrown at her found their mark.... And did no damage whatsoever. Quoth the clone, "BAHHHH????? That's no fair! you should be dead, or at least really hurting badly?!?!" For her part, Catherine was to busy realizing that she was relatively unhurt, aside from some small bruises where the incoming dice had hit. "You know, "Catherine said, getting up, "you really should make sure that the powers you're duplicating are actually *worth something* before saying how you'll defeat someone." With that, Catherine wound up, and gave her clone a rather viscious right hook. "GM SCREEN!" The sound of Catherine's fist hitting the hastily erected forcefield wasn't too impressive, although the resulting language would have made Dennis Miller blush. At that moment... > "Feh, these senshi are soo stupid." FT-chan thought. "Um, Hey look! > It's a..umm. youma!" FT-chan >shouted non-convincingly. Saggitarius >(being very preoccupied with running up the steps >without collapsing) fell for it. "WHERE!? SAGGITARIUS ARROW!!!" >She shouted firing off her bow. "Heh." The Gamer-clone grinned evilly. "Now you FZOOK!" The hastily shot off Saggitarius Arrow chose to go throught the wall, and hit hit the clone outside. And with a koozf, the clone vanished, leaving Catherine holding a small pen. "Not again..." Catherine groaned as she raised the pen... (Scene switch: Neo FSC and Hiryu being chased by Demeter) > "I have the princess *shhck* over." She said into a small > walky-talky she had hidden in her fuku (where >is not for you to > know). > "Good, bring her to the Cloning Room for a final diagnosis. *shhkk* over." > Demeter replied. "Grahhh...I hate heavy lifting." The fake Titania-chan hefted the unconcious senshi over her shoulder and headed for the CLoning room. "I hope it's near, that walkie-talkie *itches*." > Meanwhile in the Cloning Room something strange was happening.. > "Okay.. good, soon I'll be able to free the NEO-FSCouts and > reveal my true self!!" a doctor shouted. > > Titania saw something move off in the corner. > > "Okay.. good, soon I'll be able to free the NEO-FSCouts and > reveal my true self!!" a doctor shouted. > Titania squinted through the glass and at the previously unnoticed > stranger.... > "NO... It can't be!?!" "Door code, door code.....ah, here it is." Pressing the combination into the door, FT-Chan opened the door to central cloning (yes, where they were a-clone on the range...) and entered the room. "Now I can....HEY! Who are you?!" The stranger turned, and FT-Chan saw the mysterious stranger for the first time. "You!! CHEAP KNOCKOFF OF THE BIG ROCK HAND.....Hey, where'd....Ahhh, got away! I gotta work on my attack speed....." Grousing, FT-Chan began the process of placing Saggitarius into one of the cryo pods. Good, thought the stranger, she bought the disappearing act. Now to wait for the right time...... "NOW!" (pan to just outside the clone room door) J. Random security guard walked by the door to Clonus 101, when he noticed a flash of light from the little window on the door. Opening the door, he looked in to see... TBC by writers more apt than I. ARGH-Arcanine Riders of Greater Haney Patrick Michael O'Shea, Trainer and 3rd Lancer ukyo@lightspeed.bc.ca gideon@spacebattleship.com ICQ #54483027