From: "K O'Neil" Subject: [FSC] Princess What's her Name? Date: Thursday, 03 February, 2000 21:43 In article <3899c538.676726@news.lightspeed.bc.ca>, ukyo@lightspeed.bc.ca (Patrick O'Shea) wrote: > Meanwhile... > Just outside the MGiP HQ > > Catherine was currently occupied with Powerless Cast Member position > #241, namely, she was trapped inside a coccon formed from the remnants > of her now-slagged and happily cloning away henshin pen. > > "OK, I walked into this mess, maybe I can find a way out of it. Maybe > if I....." *nudge* *squirm* *squelch**squidge* "Gahh, it's like old > Jello in here." WIthin a few minutes, she was able to work her way out > of the Jello-Wrap, and immediately came face to face with... > > Sailor Gamer? > > "Hello, Catherine." said the evil clone. > > "Um, hi." How else can someone respond in so cliched a situation? > > "Well, "the clone said, "I could spend all day discussing the merits > of being an evil clone, but I think I'll just kill you now. You > realize, that as I have all the powers you have....excuse me, *used* > to have, you have no chance?" > > "...." was Catherine's only response. > > +--- > Commercial Break > (Insert ads for Chia Ross Perot, poseable Retro Thrash Mimette, and > Rich Hall's Sniglets VII: The Word of Judicialment) > +---- > > Inside The MGiP HQ > > > "Is the second clone ready?" Hiryu inquired. > > "Wait a minute." demeter said in an annoyed voice. > > "It takes a while to clone a normal senshi, but one that's > > also a princess ? I don't think so." Demeter replied. > > "Fine, but hurry up.." Hiryu grumbled. > > "OK, patch sequencer 3 through the main surreal bus..." > 'Don't you mean serial?" > 'Whatever. Lord Hiryu, We are unable to successfully clone > this Sailor Sagittarius; we lack the information we need do replicate > her powers.' > "For the love of......Where on earth did we hire you from, Levant?" > "Actually, it was from Livent...." > "Nevermind. What of Titania-chan?" > "Well, Hiryu-sama,"began Levant, "we have captured her and placed > her in an iso tank on level 3. Her clone is currently engaged with > Sailor Saggitarius. Also, our clone of Gamer has successfully emerged > and is ready to kill the original." > > "Excellent, Levant "Hiryu said. "I only wish we could have attracted > more > of the original FSC; we could have created evil clones of them and > TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA > HAHAHAHA!" > > "Why did you say all that, Hiryu?" asked Demeter. > > "I'm an Evil Villian(tm). I have to tell my plans to my henchmen, > it's in the contract. Besides, we have these Neo-FSC where we want > them, what could possibly go wrong?" > > Demeter smacked Hiryu with a rolled up National POst. "Ya hadda jinx > it, didn't ya?" > > "Hiryu-sama! Demeter-chan!" > > Hiryu looked at the doctor. "What is it , Dr. Malion?" > > "I have a reading on the princess!!" > > "If he calls me Demeter-chan once more, that pig Malion dies..." Sagittarius was walking up the stairs behind the Titania clone and getting tired. The clone kept stopping every ten seconds. The clone stopped again. "What is it this time?" Sagittarius asked exhaustedly. "I have to go the the bathroom..." whined the clone. Sagittarius started grinding her teeth. "Can you hold it till we get to the LAB?" she snapped. "I guess so..." "UHG, why me?" The real Sailor Titania came to and opened her eyes, only to see a wall of glass infront of her. Then she realized she was floating in some tank, then she panicked. "AH! What? HOW!" She looked around the dim room, then pounded on the glass. "HEY! Somebody get me outta here!" Large pieces of machinery filled the whole room, she frowned and remembered being konked on the head. "I can't believe this, the first real mission with the FSC and I'm captured. This is just great! How am I going to explain this to my parents? 'Oh, I'm sorry that Evil rules the world now Mom, but maybe if you'd payed more for my schooling-'" She slumped inside her tank and swept her hand through the fluid around her. "How the heck am I breathing this stuff? I feel like those things in an Orbitz drink..." "Finally!" Sagittarius sighed as they made it to the third floor. "Is this the lab?" "Yes," mumbled the depressed, and squirming Evil Clone. "Can I leave now?" "Just one moment-" Sagittarius smiled and knocked on the door. "Who is it?!?" shouted a voice from inside. Sagittarius smilled sadisticaly. 'Say your name,' she whispered to the clone. The clone sighed. "Evil Clone #1 Sir," it sighed. "Alright, come in and give your report!" Will Sagittarius' plan work? Will Titania become the next biggest soft- drink fad? Will any more FSCouts show up? Will we get a theme song? Does anyone have a clue WHO the princess is? More importantly, oops- we forgot about Gamer! TBC? Kate Bonita O'Neil- EEAC Sailor Sagittarius- FSC Coming Soon- Sailor Sagittarius' FSC Info Page! Because Two FSC pages just aren't enough! Adendum: THE FSC WANT'S YOU! Apply within.... BWAH HA HA HA HA! Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.