From: Subject: Re: [FSC] Passing the Fuku Date: Monday, 01 November, 1999 19:19 In article <38168645.31614667@news.lightspeed.bc.ca>, ukyo@lightspeed.bc.ca (Patrick Michael O'Shea) wrote: > Thread: [FSC] Passing the Fuku > > Subj: Sailor Bites: They're Youma-licious! > > It all started when a time-travel experiment I was conducting...oops, > wrong series. > > If you look up 'boring' in the dictionary, you would get a general > description of Catherine Ellison's mindset a few days ago. > > She wasn't bored, but this wasn't much better. For the last hour, a > group of MGiP (Magical Girls in Pink) had been poking her, asking her > questions that would drive Ben Stein to suicide (First senshi > awakened? First Scout Awakened? First FSC appeared in/on? Exact > dimensions of the Cutie Moon Rod? exact number of bytes in the Spiral > FAQ Attack?), and in general doing every sort of test one can do sans > benefit of the Rubber Glove. > > "OK, " said the first MGiP, "you've passed the physical and psych > evaluations, we can proceed with the formal training. First, you need > to work on a pose" > > "Pose?" > > 1 hour later. > > "Now you have to learn how to take attacks while only blocking with > your arms crossed. Stand here while we blast you, please" > > 2 hours (and a quick hospital trip) after that. > > "OK, now we have to build up your energy channeling abilities. Hold > this live wire." > > "You mean like thiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS > BBYAAALLLLTTHHAATT'SSHHOOLLYYHHEELLPPMMEE" > > "Yeah. Don't worry about the ozone smell, it'll wash out." > > 1 hour (and *another* quick hospital trip) after that. > > -MGiP FInal registration desk, 9:45pm. > -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. > -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. > -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. > -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. > -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. > -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. > -All work(server locked up. Please re-connect) > > "OK, you've passed all the tests, and your physicals say you're sane > enough to join. I just need you to sign here, then stop by the main > desk and pick up your pen" > > "Umm..."Catherine started,"what exactly are my abilities anyway?" > > The chief MGiP looked up, and replied "Well, given our detailed > research of all the data we have, correlating what we know of the > Scouts, Senshi, FSC, Knights, Nega-burbs, Dark Kingdom, and Bh'arni > followers, and what we know of net.physics, trans-variable Dirac > transmission...what was the question? > > "My powers" > > "Oh. Don't know, really. Right, off you go." > > After a quick stop at the Wheel O'Power Sticks, Catherine found > herself with the following items > 1)A small, translucent purple pen, with what looked like a d10 on the > top > 2)A copy of "Fighting Demons for Dummies" > 3)a receipt for her Pen, and > 4)a complimentary pack of Mixed Nuts. > > "*Sigh*. OK, Chapter one..." > As Catherine was leaving, failing to notice the double D breast size of all the MGiP's, which as we all know by now depicts either a Youma, daemon or baywatch actress, giggle in evil , well glee. "Excellent my minions, one down and one to go. BWA HAHAHAHHAAHAH *Gasp,thump*" One of the MGiP look down at ther fainted leader. "boss, you forgot to breath again." "I'll never understand how Cape-Mike does that" Hiryu said as he got up, trying to look evil while doing it. "Quickly! Someone fetch my Evil doing for dummies!" The MGip obideintly, (as if they had a choice) "Hmmm step two, After conning a would be hero into accepting the role, you then proceed to send a weak advasary against them to boost their courage, making their later defeat at your hands that much more palatable." Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.