From: "Patrick Michael O'Shea" Subject: Re: [FSC] Passing the Fuku Date: Tuesday, 26 October, 1999 23:57 Thread: [FSC] Passing the Fuku Subj: Sailor Bites: They're Youma-licious! It all started when a time-travel experiment I was conducting...oops, wrong series. If you look up 'boring' in the dictionary, you would get a general description of Catherine Ellison's mindset a few days ago. She wasn't bored, but this wasn't much better. For the last hour, a group of MGiP (Magical Girls in Pink) had been poking her, asking her questions that would drive Ben Stein to suicide (First senshi awakened? First Scout Awakened? First FSC appeared in/on? Exact dimensions of the Cutie Moon Rod? exact number of bytes in the Spiral FAQ Attack?), and in general doing every sort of test one can do sans benefit of the Rubber Glove. "OK, " said the first MGiP, "you've passed the physical and psych evaluations, we can proceed with the formal training. First, you need to work on a pose" "Pose?" 1 hour later. "Now you have to learn how to take attacks while only blocking with your arms crossed. Stand here while we blast you, please" 2 hours (and a quick hospital trip) after that. "OK, now we have to build up your energy channeling abilities. Hold this live wire." "You mean like thiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BBYAAALLLLTTHHAATT'SSHHOOLLYYHHEELLPPMMEE" "Yeah. Don't worry about the ozone smell, it'll wash out." 1 hour (and *another* quick hospital trip) after that. -MGiP FInal registration desk, 9:45pm. -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. -All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. -All work(server locked up. Please re-connect) "OK, you've passed all the tests, and your physicals say you're sane enough to join. I just need you to sign here, then stop by the main desk and pick up your pen" "Umm..."Catherine started,"what exactly are my abilities anyway?" The chief MGiP looked up, and replied "Well, given our detailed research of all the data we have, correlating what we know of the Scouts, Senshi, FSC, Knights, Nega-burbs, Dark Kingdom, and Bh'arni followers, and what we know of net.physics, trans-variable Dirac transmission...what was the question? "My powers" "Oh. Don't know, really. Right, off you go." After a quick stop at the Wheel O'Power Sticks, Catherine found herself with the following items 1)A small, translucent purple pen, with what looked like a d10 on the top 2)A copy of "Fighting Demons for Dummies" 3)a receipt for her Pen, and 4)a complimentary pack of Mixed Nuts. "*Sigh*. OK, Chapter one..." Next Post (assuming I don't get lynched for this little opus) Dicing On the Cake! A new Hero is Rolled Up! ARGH-Arcanine Riders of Greater Haney Patrick Michael O'Shea, Trainer and 3rd Lancer ukyo@lightspeed.bc.ca a_ellison@my-dejanews.com