From: "Titania-chan" Subject: Re: [Neo-FSC] FINALLY!! A New Arc! Date: Monday, 24 April, 2000 14:09 In article <8dsedk$4mh$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, K O'Neil wrote: *SNIP-chan!* >> Sighing, Catherine started her tale of woe and horror. "Well, you >> heard about the catastrophe over in Haney-3?" >> >> "No, and when did it become Haney-3?" asked Kate. >> >> "When the mayor was revealed to be an Evangelion nut. Weird guy, but >> fanboys make the *worst* politicians. He made a law demanding that >> every inanimate object have a '-3' after it." >> >> "So..." WD began >> >> "Yep. Starbucks-3, Zellers-3, Tri-State Realty-3, if the Witches 5 >> moved in, they'd have to become the Witches 5-3...Anyway, in addition >> to renaming the town, he tried to remake it according to his own >> demented wishes. To that end he found some ancient tome, and tried to >> summon up some ancient force, that turned out to be a Sanri- Elemental, >> cuteness personnified." >> >> "What then?" Asked Titania-chan. >> >> "No one knows. The mayor vanished, leaving a mess of really cute >> Kaiju roaming all over town. Dad had me evac'd here, saying it was >> safer. Got me really cheesed too, 'cause my little brother got to >> stay." >> >> "So you became a senshi..." >> >> "To spite my folks and blow off steam, yeah. While we're on the >> subject, how'd you become a senshi, Titania-chan? If it's alright for >> me to ask? And how did this house get rebuilt so fast? The workers >> back home take months to lay a foundation." > > Kate blinked and looked around her house. "Huh, you have a very >good point there." > The front door opened and a girl walked in. The Neo-FSC watched as >she marched herself up to Kate and handed her a roledex. > "Here ya go," she stated and started to walk out the door. > "Uh, hold on a sec! Dude man, how'd ya get my house rebuilt? I >left you standing here with the fire department on the way," Kate >gestured around the room. > The girl turned around. "Well, you told me to take care of things! >Besides, I used your roledex to call your stock broker and explained to >him what happened-" > "I don't have a stock broker-" Kate mumbled. The girl rolled her >eyes. > "That Gary Hobson guy, card number 52 in your roledex. Listen, I've >gotta feed my fish," the girl looked at the odd people sitting around >the room and walked back out the front door. > Kate turned and shrugged at the rest of the senshi. > "Neighbor from down the street," Kate shrugged. > "What's her name?" Catherine asked. Kate was about to say something >then blanked out. > "I really have no idea! Uh, anyway, Titania- please explain how you >became a senshi." "Actually it's not as convoluted as the others but.." Titania- chan said as a voice-over initiated. "You see, I'm from an alternate dimension That takes place sometime during the S season of Sailor Moon, (AN: Check out http://carnage.fanfic.org for the information about it) Me and my brother and little sister's father was a Fanboy with powers of Mass Destruction. My and my twin brother's mother was Sailor Mars so both of us are inherently Sailor Senshi." "Wait a second, your brother's a _Starlight_?!" Kate said in surprise. "Yea, and during a ll this i was a complete and total airheaded ditz. So along comes a mad scienetist who convinced me to round up my brother and his best friend and bonk me, him and, his friend over the head. Then she shot us into space and forced us too read bad Thinkerfics, luckily She took me over too her spaceship and I was her assistant for littlw while till I pissed her of and she threw me out of an airlock. Of, course because was a Senshi i survivied, then a little while later we gained control of the ship and piloted it , but we weren't very good pilots so we got too close to a Black Hole and had too shoot off in the Saiyan Pods that were on the ship." They took a short brake here in order too revive Kate and Catherine from Too-Much-Information-Shock and continued. "I got away safely, And my brother landed on some freaky Otaku Planet. I lent him one of my Rock-Hands a while ago. Anyway, while I was traveling my author didi something freaky and modified my costume powers and intelligence then I landed on the roof of the building where I saved You, Catherine." "Woah." The others said before passing out. "Oh my." Titania thopught before trying to revive the others TBC? -- Titania-chan Sorry it took me so long but I didn't know a new thread had started. * Sent from RemarQ http://www.remarq.com The Internet's Discussion Network * The fastest and easiest way to search and participate in Usenet - Free!