From: "K O'Neil" Subject: Re: [Neo-FSC] FINALLY!! A New Arc! Date: Saturday, 22 April, 2000 09:53 [A brief recap of last post:] > > -Kate's house, where the story for this post can *finally* take > place... > > "Nice place." Titania said to Kate as the senshi rested and de-gaussed > after a long day of battling monsters and illogical plot twists. > > "Thanks, "Kate replied, "But first things first. Catherine, what on > earth possessed you to answer that flyer originally? Did you really > think the FSC would just run an ad in the want ads? If you don't mind > my asking, that is." > > "Well, "Watership Down said, "That's how I was selected by > Galaxio...." > > Sighing, Catherine started her tale of woe and horror. "Well, you > heard about the catastrophe over in Haney-3?" > > "No, and when did it become Haney-3?" asked Kate. > > "When the mayor was revealed to be an Evangelion nut. Weird guy, but > fanboys make the *worst* politicians. He made a law demanding that > every inanimate object have a '-3' after it." > > "So..." WD began > > "Yep. Starbucks-3, Zellers-3, Tri-State Realty-3, if the Witches 5 > moved in, they'd have to become the Witches 5-3...Anyway, in addition > to renaming the town, he tried to remake it according to his own > demented wishes. To that end he found some ancient tome, and tried to > summon up some ancient force, that turned out to be a Sanri-Elemental, > cuteness personnified." > > "What then?" Asked Titania-chan. > > "No one knows. The mayor vanished, leaving a mess of really cute > Kaiju roaming all over town. Dad had me evac'd here, saying it was > safer. Got me really cheesed too, 'cause my little brother got to > stay." > > "So you became a senshi..." > > "To spite my folks and blow off steam, yeah. While we're on the > subject, how'd you become a senshi, Titania-chan? If it's alright for > me to ask? And how did this house get rebuilt so fast? The workers > back home take months to lay a foundation." Kate blinked and looked around her house. "Huh, you have a very good point there." The front door opened and a girl walked in. The Neo-FSC watched as she marched herself up to Kate and handed her a roledex. "Here ya go," she stated and started to walk out the door. "Uh, hold on a sec! Dude man, how'd ya get my house rebuilt? I left you standing here with the fire department on the way," Kate gestured around the room. The girl turned around. "Well, you told me to take care of things! Besides, I used your roledex to call your stock broker and explained to him what happened-" "I don't have a stock broker-" Kate mumbled. The girl rolled her eyes. "That Gary Hobson guy, card number 52 in your roledex. Listen, I've gotta feed my fish," the girl looked at the odd people sitting around the room and walked back out the front door. Kate turned and shrugged at the rest of the senshi. "Neighbor from down the street," Kate shrugged. "What's her name?" Catherine asked. Kate was about to say something then blanked out. "I really have no idea! Uh, anyway, Titania- please explain how you became a senshi." TBC Kate Bonita O'Neil- EEAC "Gary Hobson?!? How did he get on my roledex!?" Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.