From: "Patrick O'Shea" Subject: [Neo-FSC] FINALLY!! A New Arc! Date: Friday, 21 April, 2000 23:04 First, an apology. I just finished exams this week, so I can finally turn my attention to important stuff. Neo FSC-That Background Episode They Keep Cutting Out of the Dub... Galaxio's Headquarters, just after the last fight... "Tinsnips!? I give you all this power and they just SLAPPED YOU AROUND???!!!" Galaxio was mad, furious even. Not only had her newly empowered general been unable to defeat the Neo-FSC, she had not even been able to launch a single attack. And after all that budgeting for special effects... "...." was Tinsnip's only reply. Her brain had been fried by the total rejection. "WAKE UP!!!" Galaxio resorted to the Doubleslap technique. Even if it didn't work, it was *very* cathartic. "That's it, I'm taking a vacation. Zooty, get my bags, were heading out!" Galaxio reached for a phone, and made travel plans. Ore.com was supposed to be nice, this time of year... -Hiryu's Headquarters, roughly the same time. "Y'know, Galaxio's gonna be really PO'd that you swiped that tome of hers" Demeter said. "Yes, yes, "Hiry replied to the nega-cabbit, "but she wasn't using it anyway. Besides, if what I heard of this book is true, we can wreak all sorts of havoc on those blasted senshi. It'll just take an arc or two for me to figure out how to use the book, then we can begin our plans..." -Commercial Break- -Kate's house, where the story for this post can *finally* take place... "Nice place." Titania said to Kate as the senshi rested and de-gaussed after a long day of battling monsters and illogical plot twists. "Thanks, "Kate replied, "But first things first. Catherine, what on earth possessed you to answer that flyer originally? Did you really think the FSC would just run an ad in the want ads? If you don't mind my asking, that is." "Well, "Watership Down said, "That's how I was selected by Galaxio...." Sighing, Catherine started her tale of woe and horror. "Well, you heard about the catastrophe over in Haney-3?" "No, and when did it become Haney-3?" asked Kate. "When the mayor was revealed to be an Evangelion nut. Weird guy, but fanboys make the *worst* politicians. He made a law demanding that every inanimate object have a '-3' after it." "So..." WD began "Yep. Starbucks-3, Zellers-3, Tri-State Realty-3, if the Witches 5 moved in, they'd have to become the Witches 5-3...Anyway, in addition to renaming the town, he tried to remake it according to his own demented wishes. To that end he found some ancient tome, and tried to summon up some ancient force, that turned out to be a Sanri-Elemental, cuteness personnified." "What then?" Asked Titania-chan. "No one knows. The mayor vanished, leaving a mess of really cute Kaiju roaming all over town. Dad had me evac'd here, saying it was safer. Got me really cheesed too, 'cause my little brother got to stay." "So you became a senshi..." "To spite my folks and blow off steam, yeah. While we're on the subject, how'd you become a senshi, Titania-chan? If it's alright for me to ask? And how did this house get rebuilt so fast? The workers back home take months to lay a foundation." TBC? -Still crazy in a non-homicidal way after all these years. Patrick O'Shea ukyo@lightspeed.bc.ca gideon@spacebattleship.com