From: "Titania-chan" Subject: Re: [FSC]Baka Baka, Aquarius Baka Date: Thursday, 03 February, 2000 21:04 T-chan with big scissors:*SNIP!* > >Catherine was currently occupied with Powerless Cast Member position >#241, namely, she was trapped inside a coccon formed from the remnants >of her now-slagged and happily cloning away henshin pen. > >"OK, I walked into this mess, maybe I can find a way out of it. Maybe >if I....." *nudge* *squirm* *squelch**squidge* "Gahh, it's like old >Jello in here." WIthin a few minutes, she was able to work her way out >of the Jello-Wrap, and immediately came face to face with... > >Sailor Gamer? > >"Hello, Catherine." said the evil clone. > >"Um, hi." How else can someone respond in so cliched a situation? > >"Well, "the clone said, "I could spend all day discussing the merits >of being an evil clone, but I think I'll just kill you now. You >realize, that as I have all the powers you have....excuse me, *used* >to have, you have no chance?" > >"...." was Catherine's only response. > >+--- >Commercial Break >(Insert ads for Chia Ross Perot, poseable Retro Thrash Mimette, and >Rich Hall's Sniglets VII: The Word of Judicialment) >+---- > >Inside The MGiP HQ > >> "Is the second clone ready?" Hiryu inquired. >> "Wait a minute." demeter said in an annoyed voice. >> "It takes a while to clone a normal senshi, but one that's >> also a princess ? I don't think so." Demeter replied. >> "Fine, but hurry up.." Hiryu grumbled. > >"OK, patch sequencer 3 through the main surreal bus..." >'Don't you mean serial?" >'Whatever. Lord Hiryu, We are unable to successfully clone >this Sailor Sagittarius; we lack the information we need do replicate >her powers.' >"For the love of......Where on earth did we hire you from, Levant?" >"Actually, it was from Livent...." >"Nevermind. What of Titania-chan?" >"Well, Hiryu-sama,"began Levant, "we have captured her and placed >her in an iso tank on level 3. Her clone is currently engaged with >Sailor Saggitarius. Also, our clone of Gamer has successfully emerged >and is ready to kill the original." > >"Excellent, Levant "Hiryu said. "I only wish we could have attracted >more >of the original FSC; we could have created evil clones of them and >TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >HAHAHAHA!" > >"Why did you say all that, Hiryu?" asked Demeter. > >"I'm an Evil Villian(tm). I have to tell my plans to my henchmen, >it's in the contract. Besides, we have these Neo-FSC where we want >them, what could possibly go wrong?" > >Demeter smacked Hiryu with a rolled up National POst. "Ya hadda jinx >it, didn't ya?" > >"Hiryu-sama! Demeter-chan!" > >Hiryu looked at the doctor. "What is it , Dr. Malion?" > >"I have a reading on the princess!!" > >"If he calls me Demeter-chan once more, that pig Malion dies..." -- Saggitarius was having fun. Well as much fun as someone who had been running up steps for about three hours. "Alright, what have you been hiding?" Saggitarius growled. "Um..nothing nothing at all." FT-chan said hastily with a big sweatdrop and a big sign saying "LYING!!" appearing over her head. A scrolling Kana for the words "LIAR! LIAR! FUKU ON FIRE!!" scrolled behind her, then flew out a window and killed some namless citizen. "Good." "Feh, these senshi are soo stupid." FT-chan thought. "Um, Hey look! It's a..umm. youma!" FT-chan shouted non-convincingly. Saggitarius (being very preoccupied with running up the steps without collapsing) fell for it. "WHERE!? SAGGITARIUS ARROW!!!" She shouted firing off her bow. While this was happening FT-chan snuck up behind her and concked her out with a big hand made out of rock. "I have the princess *shhck* over." She said into a small walky-talky she had hidden in her fuku (where is not for you to know). "Good, bring her to the Cloning Room for a final diagnosis. *shhkk* over." Demeter replied. -- "okay, so we have the princess, NOW WHAT?" Hiryu shouted as he momentarily forgot his plans. "Oh....wait...nevermind." he said answering his own question. -- Meanwhile in the Cloning Room something strange was happening.. "Okay.. good, soon I'll be able to free the NEO-FSCouts and reveal my true self!!" a doctor shouted. TBC? [1]*Noise* means it's a noise, people * Sent from RemarQ http://www.remarq.com The Internet's Discussion Network * The fastest and easiest way to search and participate in Usenet - Free!