From: "Patrick O'Shea" Subject: Re: [FSC]Baka Baka, Aquarius Baka Date: Thursday, 03 February, 2000 13:13 Meanwhile... Just outside the MGiP HQ Catherine was currently occupied with Powerless Cast Member position #241, namely, she was trapped inside a coccon formed from the remnants of her now-slagged and happily cloning away henshin pen. "OK, I walked into this mess, maybe I can find a way out of it. Maybe if I....." *nudge* *squirm* *squelch**squidge* "Gahh, it's like old Jello in here." WIthin a few minutes, she was able to work her way out of the Jello-Wrap, and immediately came face to face with... Sailor Gamer? "Hello, Catherine." said the evil clone. "Um, hi." How else can someone respond in so cliched a situation? "Well, "the clone said, "I could spend all day discussing the merits of being an evil clone, but I think I'll just kill you now. You realize, that as I have all the powers you have....excuse me, *used* to have, you have no chance?" "...." was Catherine's only response. +--- Commercial Break (Insert ads for Chia Ross Perot, poseable Retro Thrash Mimette, and Rich Hall's Sniglets VII: The Word of Judicialment) +---- Inside The MGiP HQ > "Is the second clone ready?" Hiryu inquired. > "Wait a minute." demeter said in an annoyed voice. > "It takes a while to clone a normal senshi, but one that's > also a princess ? I don't think so." Demeter replied. > "Fine, but hurry up.." Hiryu grumbled. "OK, patch sequencer 3 through the main surreal bus..." 'Don't you mean serial?" 'Whatever. Lord Hiryu, We are unable to successfully clone this Sailor Sagittarius; we lack the information we need do replicate her powers.' "For the love of......Where on earth did we hire you from, Levant?" "Actually, it was from Livent...." "Nevermind. What of Titania-chan?" "Well, Hiryu-sama,"began Levant, "we have captured her and placed her in an iso tank on level 3. Her clone is currently engaged with Sailor Saggitarius. Also, our clone of Gamer has successfully emerged and is ready to kill the original." "Excellent, Levant "Hiryu said. "I only wish we could have attracted more of the original FSC; we could have created evil clones of them and TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!" "Why did you say all that, Hiryu?" asked Demeter. "I'm an Evil Villian(tm). I have to tell my plans to my henchmen, it's in the contract. Besides, we have these Neo-FSC where we want them, what could possibly go wrong?" Demeter smacked Hiryu with a rolled up National POst. "Ya hadda jinx it, didn't ya?" "Hiryu-sama! Demeter-chan!" Hiryu looked at the doctor. "What is it , Dr. Malion?" "I have a reading on the princess!!" "If he calls me Demeter-chan once more, that pig Malion dies..." WILL ANYONE DECIDE WHO THE PRINCESS IS? WHY IS THIS WRITER GIVING SO MUCH SCREENTIME TO THE VILLIANS? AND WHERE'S THE CAPS LOCK KEy oh there it is.... -Still crazy in a non-homicidal way after all these years. Patrick O'Shea ukyo@lightspeed.bc.ca gideon@spacebattleship.com