From: "Patrick O'Shea" Subject: Re: [FSC]Baka Baka, Aquarius Baka Date: Thursday, 13 January, 2000 02:59 On Wed, 12 Jan 2000 07:03:41 GMT, kjoneil@my-deja.com wrote: >[FSC] Baka Baka Aquarius Baka cont... > >(Sailor Sagittarius walks onto a blank screen) > >“Before we continue, I’d like to briefly recap the recent events in >classic television >flashback style for those who may have missed out on the last four >months.” > >(Cue flashback clips and voiceover) > > All was well in net.tokyo and Evil Hiryu didn’t like it. So Hiryu >and the Evil sidekick nega-cabbit Demeter created an Evil plan to >recruit second class Sailors as >easily defeatable opponents. Fake ads were made up and sent out and the >Magical >Girls in Pink (MGiP) were summoned to train any dimwit who applied. > Elsewhere Bob Green vaguely remembered that he had a second life as >a >former member of the FSC (Future Sailor Cabinet for the newbies). He >went to find >someone to help him regain his past memories and hasn’t been heard from >since. > Elsewhere the plot was picking up as a girl named Catherine replied >to the ads and went into training, becoming Sailor Gamer! >Unfortunately, she was unaware her teachers were the Evil MGiP. She >heads off to fight her first battle with high hopes. > Still elsewhere a FSC clipping collector named Kate’s house blew up, >and in confused desperation she ran off to find the confrontation and >seek revenge by joining the FSC after seeing one of the phony ads and >hearing about the battle on the radio. > During this yet another Sailor appears to bail out the floundering >Sailor Gamer. Sailor Titania comes in with her ‘big rock hand crunch’ >and takes out the badie. Kate arrives and explains her situation and >deemed a FSCout by Sailor’s Gamer and Titania-chan. Kate becomes Sailor >Sagittarius. > The three discover that the advertising was fake, and that somebody >was trying to recruit FSCouts for evil. The Neo-FSC rush off into >battle, only to have Sailor Gamer's body taken over easily by remote >control. Titania-chan takes out the MGiP with the remote and Sailor >Gamer loses control. Sailor Sagittarius tries to fix Gamer with ‘deep >purple haze healing’, but it’s results are questionable. > >(This concludes our flashback.) > > “Now I’m having second thoughts,” Sagittarius announced during a >lull in the fighting. “I feel bad about Gamer, what if she’s dead back >there? I mean, it’s not like Sailors grow on trees. Currently we’re >traveling in large packs of two.” > Titania-chan rolled her eyes. “Don’t worry, she’ll be fine.” > “We should go back and check, I don’t wanna get arrested and locked >away if she is really hurt,” Sagittarius pointed backwards towards the >front gate. "Ourrrghhhhh......." Sailor Gamer got up from the ground, Credence Clearwater Revival playing in her head. "Wha' happened?" Looking around, she saw Sailors Sagittarius and Titania-chan heading down to the front door of the MGiP headquarters. "Hey, wait for me!" +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ "Levant, how goes the operation?" "It proceeds as planned, Evil Hiryu. As we have empowered the so called 'Sailor Gamer', it is a relatively simple process to depower her. All we have to do is operate the power siphon from here. All we have to do is sit back and read a few magazines. Like this one" Levant said, as he picked up a coppy of Elle. The Nega-cabbit jumped up, grabbed the magazine, and handed it off to a female Nega-technician. "Why did you do that?" asked the confused Levant. "That's her Elle, Levant. Now get on with it!" The cabbit replied "Proceeding" +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ "Alright, I'm back. Now, who do we. ..." Sailor Gamer stopped, as she began to glow iridescent. "Gamer? What's happening?" Saittarius asked, more than a little concerned. " I don't know, I.....KYAAAAAAA!!!" Abruptly, Gamer's transformation reversed itself, leaving a very startled Catherine Ellison standing before the two Sailors. "What the?" Catherine reached for her henshin pen, but found only a small pool of slag. "Great. No powers, and We're facing off against an unkown number of monsters and demons. Um, Titania-chan, you don't..." "Nope, sorry. I gave my last pencil to Sagittarius here." "Great. Now what?" TBC? And OY! AQUARIUS-SAN! DOCHIRA DESU?