Confessions of the Pissboy

James W. Clarke

[PISSBOY]


[When they said I was hired, I was like, really stoked. When they told me how much I was going to make, I wasn't really stoked.]

Occupation: International Intern of Mystery
Previous Occupation: Barista
Age: 22 Years
Height: 5'11
Weight: 153
Pet Peeves: Collating, sorting
Photo Copied Head: Yes
Motto: "Uhhh—what?"
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